"Oh something missing, the golden shower pissin'.
All up in ya mouth, what? You think I'm kidding?"
-Lil' Kim
from the song "Queen Bitch Part 2"
There's been a lot of talk about water sports aka golden shower (peeing on your partner as a sex act) here lately. Ever since I wrote the post where I told the story about my ex who wanted me to pee on him (I didn't do it by the way, read that post here) it seems like everyone has been asking me about it. It's even been a subject brought up on my recent internet radio and internet TV appearances.
Besides being uncomfortable with it, another reason why I didn't engage in water sports with my ex was because I just simply didn't know how the whole process worked. Where do you do it? How do you do it? What am I aiming for? What exactly is he doing while I'm "showering him with my love?" In the original post I reached out to all of you asking if there is someone out there who engages in water sports who could tell me how exactly it works. One of you, my lovely readers, emailed me back:
"There isn't any specific set of etiquettes. If someone asks you to give him a golden shower, and you feel like obliging him, then just ask him what exactly he wants done. Every person likes it differently. You gotta ask him to be specific. Although ultimately, for the sake of hygiene, this sort of stuff should be done in a bathroom. Don't even try it on the bed with a plastic sheet cover. Shit don't work like that. How am I supposed to clean my wood floor?
And likewise, at least speaking from personal experience, I know the whole "peeing thing" is definitely not everybody's cup of tea (and I think other fans of "water sports" know this too). So I don't get upset if a person says "no" to me. If you're not into it, well, c'est la vie. Just say no. If the other person has a sane head on his shoulder, he'd be fine and he'll live and won't get upset. If he throws a tantrum... well, then... he's gotta go!
My boyfriend sometimes wouldn't be in the mood for it, and he'd just say "no". Okay, I'd give it an honest effort and beg him 'cuz he's my boyfriend. I'd be laying inside the bathtub and all, but sometimes he just ain't in the mood. Well, what can you do? Life goes on."
-An AdamsWebLog.com Reader
Even though I still have a myriad of questions, this does at least begin to enlighten me on this whole concept. I also want to apologize to this reader and to all the 'golden showerers' out therefor sounding so judgmental about it when I was asked about it in the "Flawless" video. Who am I to judge you? Again, I apologize.
So in future posts if I ask for your help on something, please don't hesitate to hit me up. And as always if you have something to say about something I post here feel free to make a comment by clicking on the "Comments" link after each post.
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Playing In The Background...
"Queen Bitch Part 2"
by Lil' Kim
from the album "Notorious KIM"
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Isn't it crazy to see just how much artist like Lil kim and Foxy Brown have influenced our sexual thought process. We are such a free generation! I love it. Now to the issue at hand. I have for the record, never received or given a golden shower but I would imagine that it probably works best in a "spur of the moment" type of situation or scenario. Talking about it makes it dirty or bad. But if you are already in a raunchy (a la Treasure Island Media) style of fuckin and you've already done every other ungodly thing under the sun (I am far from a church person, and I'm not judgin those either) what better way to reach a unique "apex" but to wash yourself in the release waste of another fella?
I may sound a bit judgemental but the truth is that Golden Showers for me will always be just a thought. Its extremely hard to find eitquette for an action that is so.....un civil ( i couldn't find a better term.) Don't talk about it, be about it. If you're gonna do it just do it. If he likes it; great. If he doesnt...apologize later!
i agree wit kiemie on this i never been asked to pee or pee on but just thinking about it makes me feel uncomfortable i dont have anything against people who do that but dont ever ever do that to me lol later adam..
Oh, hell no. I'd like to try alot of things, experiment if you will. Not with this. It's nasty. I consider this and cumming on someone to be equally perverse, nasty as hell.