A few months ago at the taping of my first appearance on Da Doo-Dirty Radio Show I met a lesbian rap duo by the name of Kin (Hey girls!). While they were being interviewed one of them bragged that she was a "gold star" lesbian, that she had never been touched by the penis, the other concurred, lauding her compadre's sentiment. This was the first time I have ever heard this term before.
On January 1st I wrote a blog post about how I spent this past New Year's Eve. I wrote about how I went to a party with a female stripper and how that was the first time I had ever seen a vagina before. Obviously I am also a "gold star" homo as well. Then I ran across a blog yeterday, Finally Seeing G, where he posed the question of whether his readers were "gold star" gays and lesbians. So I guess this "gold star" phenomenon is weeping the nation.
With homos sashaying, bopping, voguing, and duck-walking out of the closet earlier and earlier nowadays, many of us are skipping the whole awkward I-slept-with-women/men-just-to-prove-I was-still-a-man/woman phase. So my question to you my lovely readers is, how many of you are "gold star" homos and lezzies?
Give us your answer in the poll below:
*Penetration by or with genitalia, I don't count oral sex in this poll.
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Playing In The Background...
"Like A Virgin"
by Madonna
from the album "Like A Virgin"
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Now what do we call sexual contact? Kissing and fondling on breast and assets? Even if there wasn't any intercourse?
LOL. Funny topic.
Years ago, I went to DC Black Pride and on the boat ride they had male and female strippers. At one point a female stripper wound up in front of me, spread-legged, shaking her stuff in front of me. Afterwards a lesbian friend of mine told me I had the most bored look on my face.
Oh dear. My hetero days... it's kind of an awkward stage for me. You know, like when Christina Auguilera became "X-tina?" It was just a bad look overall for both of us. Me an vagina and her and her chaps... but I digress. Fish was not the protein I was looking for, you feel me? I've since grown out of that stage and embraced my sexuality. I do however, think I am a better person for experiencing it. I mean, its like taking a class in college. You learned the lesson to pass, but deep down you know you'll never need it again
I've got a life long platinum membership to the homo club! A three second hug is the most contact I've had with women [and they are all family!]
Im proud to say that I am, in fact, a Gold Star Gay!! LOL!!
Its funny! I LOVE women...Just NOT in a sexual way. LOL!!
;-)